Digital Warriors Mugs

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

"Yes, it is a gaming mouse, but that doesn't mean you can play catch with it."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

Internet Cafe.

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

Kevin had a computer virus.

'Please pay attention. Pretend I'm a movie on your phone.'

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

Cyberwarfare

"You have been specially selected to upload your bank details. Offer ends midnight."

Spam.

Computer virus

"It's a really cool game! You're Bill Gates, and you have to fight off the evil agents of the Justice Department before they destroy your planet."

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

"Got some bad news for you, Larry."

"As a last resort Tom's trying a mind-meld!"

"Problem?"

'Technology hates me.'

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

I can be upgraded, can you?

Monitor Reads: Now You've Done It! AAIIIIEEE...

"You exercise with your phone?"

... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.

'This is our most effective junk mail filter.'

"It just doesn't seem right. Ever since the new system upgrade nothing is where it used to be!"

"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"

"Thank you and feel free to download the appropriate holiday greeting from my website."

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

Stealing digital data from computers.

'One day we'll look back on all this, in a computer game.'

Armed Forces: We are need in of computer hackers to handle our cyber warfare defenses.