Digital Task Procrastinator Pillows

Add humor and personality to their space with pillows that laugh at procrastination! These plush, witty designs are perfect for a relaxing nook or a playful home office.

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'Can't you take out the trash, Mom? ? I'm busy deleting junk e-mail.'

'Can't you take out the trash, Mom? ? I'm busy deleting junk e-mail.' mockup

'Can't you take out the trash, Mom? ? I'm busy deleting junk e-mail.'

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'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.' mockup

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

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"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework." mockup

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

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"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on." mockup

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

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"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off." mockup

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

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'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.' mockup

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

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"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something." mockup

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

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"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework." mockup

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

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"I'd rather eat your homework."

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"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future."

"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future." mockup

"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future."

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Serious Putty

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"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation." mockup

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

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"File!"

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'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.' mockup

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

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E-waste - 'Well there's another hour gone on email.'

E-waste - 'Well there's another hour gone on email.' mockup

E-waste - 'Well there's another hour gone on email.'

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'I forgot to do my homework so can we plow into a snow bank on the way to school?'

'I forgot to do my homework so can we plow into a snow bank on the way to school?' mockup

'I forgot to do my homework so can we plow into a snow bank on the way to school?'

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Studying and technology

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"Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until Monday?"

"Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until Monday?" mockup

"Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until Monday?"

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Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer mockup

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

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"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose." mockup

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

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"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap." mockup

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

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Why the discovery of the New World took longer than expected.

Why the discovery of the New World took longer than expected. mockup

Why the discovery of the New World took longer than expected.

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Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat. mockup

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

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'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?' mockup

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

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Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry. mockup

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

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"What's this? Now we have to hunt, gather and collate?"

"What's this? Now we have to hunt, gather and collate?" mockup

"What's this? Now we have to hunt, gather and collate?"

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'I put Wilson on your project and last I heard he was all over it!'

'I put Wilson on your project and last I heard he was all over it!' mockup

'I put Wilson on your project and last I heard he was all over it!'

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Al, The Go-From Guy

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"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are." mockup

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

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'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!'

'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!' mockup

'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!'

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Invaders from Planet Manava.

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'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?' mockup

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

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'You didn't practice last night,did you?'

'You didn't practice last night,did you?' mockup

'You didn't practice last night,did you?'

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Digital Task Procrastinator Pillows Collection

Digital Task Procrastinator Mugs

Explore our collection of digital task procrastinator mugs—perfect for those who love to delay with humor and style. Find the one that makes their coffee break fun!

Digital Task Procrastinator Prints

Find inspiring and humorous prints that recognize the art of procrastination. Decorate with wit and personality—ideal for any creative space or relaxed living area.

Digital Task Procrastinator T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts featuring playful designs for the digital task procrastinator—fun, relatable, and perfect for casual days. Shop now for a witty wardrobe addition!