Digital Procrastinator Pillows

E-waste - 'Well there's another hour gone on email.'

"I’ve finally caught up on all the reels you’ve sent me."

"Our privacy terms have changed. Do you care?"

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."

'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '

Working from home to-do list.

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Al, The Go-From Guy

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

"Shouldn't you be studying?

"My five least favorite words in the world: By End of the Day Friday!"

'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!'

The meeting will start a little late, intelligence is lost in the building somewhere.

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

Invaders from Planet Manava.

"I hate going into a staff meeting without a clear exit strategy."

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

The Last-Minute Halloween Costume Parade

'I would have had these reports done sooner, but someone rolled a ball with a bell inside it into my cubicle.'

The Procrastinatorium.

"Where do you come up with your rationalizations for not writing?"

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work. I overslept.'

"Oh no, I never replied to Theresa's email! And tomorrow I must call Steve.... What does Yara think of me?"

"The pastor can't be disturbed. He's preparing for Sunday's service."

Bummer Time Streaming