Digital Safety Zealots Gifts

'Well, it's called a lady's safety app!'

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"

Mobile phone damage to children.

Tell me about your history. What are your interests? What kind of places do you visit? Are you careful? House of Java.net Cybercafe. You know what I mean: Are you the type that gets around? Your computer seems chaste. You may use it to send me an email. My laptop is virus-free. Freak.

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

"Hey honey, I found this great article about protecting kids from social media on Facebook!"

Pomeroy is terrified somebody will break into his files. A real case of "hackrophobia"!

"Why do I bother to evangelize online when no one listens?"

"So...As I was saying, nothing will actually change..."

'Twitter Tweet'

"We can see that you just bought a fridge and thought you might be interested in a fridge."

"You need a haircut and a shave."

'Unfortunately Bill Didn't Pay Attention During the Class Session on Safe Computing.' A kid not realizing an old geezer is the person he's chatting with on the computer says, 'Wow, this gamer has to be the coolest kid on the planet.'

"That brings us to your search history."

Trolling on social media

"I'm here to protect your data!"

"I realize some of your friends have them, but you cannot have a webcam in your room."

Every day Fred had to make sure he was properly prepared for his job as a social media moderator.

Internet supervision.

401 Error

Data Protection

'Whenever I get on the Information Superhighway, somebody FLASHES me.'

"I've used 'Systemic Racism', 'White Privilege', 'Post-Racial Society' and 'Marginalized'"

Terrorism Recruitment

"If you send these people $50 they;ll show you how to make money off the net!"

'I'm hoping some day the technology will develop so we may sue over the internet.'

"Hey there, kid! Have you ever considered white nationalism?"

Child Protection

"Hi - I'm one of your facebook friends."

"Don't ever meet up with anyone you chatted to online, and never hop into a car with a stranger."

"You used to fetch a newspaper? What's a newspaper?"

"Today I have that strong feeling of confidence that only comes when you've figured out a really strong password!"

'This is a lot of trouble! -- Why can't I sign up on line?'