Digital Safety Champion Gifts

Terrorism Recruitment

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

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"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

"You have been specially selected to upload your bank details. Offer ends midnight."

Tell me about your history. What are your interests? What kind of places do you visit? Are you careful? House of Java.net Cybercafe. You know what I mean: Are you the type that gets around? Your computer seems chaste. You may use it to send me an email. My laptop is virus-free. Freak.

'I suspected hackers when it accepted all the student scholarship applications.'

"Please enter the last 4 digits of your SSN...or enter all 9. They're all over the dark web."

Mobile phone damage to children.

'I don't like being a crash dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

'Will you watch where you're going with that thing?'

"Just one last crossing to make..."

'I made a backup disc. Then I realized I wanted a backup of the backup. Then I decided just to be safe, to make a backup of that backup...'

"To prove I'm human, I check the box. It still won't let me in."

Pomeroy is terrified somebody will break into his files. A real case of "hackrophobia"!

"Yeah sure, I can erase all the silly videos of you that your master has posted on the internet. It's my most popular service..."

"I warned him being online was dangerous."

Only Larry showed a look of concern as he remembered his mother's warnings that he should never run with Scissors.

'Safety on the beach.'

'Unfortunately Bill Didn't Pay Attention During the Class Session on Safe Computing.' A kid not realizing an old geezer is the person he's chatting with on the computer says, 'Wow, this gamer has to be the coolest kid on the planet.'

"OK, you have your assignments for today, and remember, safety first: Ensure the kids wear their riding helmets..."

'Give me the name of your first girlfriend, first car, and first pet!'

"That was a nice smooth stop. My one concern is that it was right on my truck!"

Job Safety - Safety Goal.

"You lose! Those can't cut anything."

Trolling on social media

Gen Z

"Mom, I can't take the stress of social media. I'm running away from my home page!"

'We all have to maintain our personal boundaries. I'm prepared to maintain mine with pepper spray.'

'How's the new company car?'

Every day Fred had to make sure he was properly prepared for his job as a social media moderator.