Digital Safety Enthusiast Gifts

Watch your way! Don't use your mobile while walking!

Data Protection

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'Where was the TSA?'

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

On the brink.

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

Caution signs.

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

CCTV in church.

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'

'My mum drives me to school. She says it isn't safe to walk with all the cars.'

'Who stuck corks on all the cursors?'