Digital Safety Advocates Gifts

Mobile phone damage to children.

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

Social media and censorship...

"According to national law you're innocent but national law counts less than. . ."

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"

Net Neutrality

"Hey honey, I found this great article about protecting kids from social media on Facebook!"

"Holding an open contest on social media and announcing the winner may not be the most secure way to pick a password."

'I see that you have two sisters and like the beatles, I predict that you will graduate in 2012,,,'

"His last wish was that we delete his browsing history."

We only asked him to switch off his mobile and he seems to have shut down completely,

'He's spending a lot of time online. I hope he's not being groomed.'

'You need a better password. Everybody will be able to guess you password as 'woof'.'

'Unfortunately Bill Didn't Pay Attention During the Class Session on Safe Computing.' A kid not realizing an old geezer is the person he's chatting with on the computer says, 'Wow, this gamer has to be the coolest kid on the planet.'

I NEVER accept cookies...

Chavez: Internet Censorship.

"Economy is going gangbusters but the horses are still spooked by the way social media collects their data and sells it to unnamed third parties."

'Give me the name of your first girlfriend, first car, and first pet!'

"I realize some of your friends have them, but you cannot have a webcam in your room."

Every day Fred had to make sure he was properly prepared for his job as a social media moderator.

Trolling on social media

'What do you mean they are monitoring Internet use?'

"Are my test results in yet?" "Yes, you can see them on my website!"

Internet supervision.

"I don't know why we need a qr code when all they have on the menu is dog food."

'We're sorry. Your answer to your secret question was incorrect. Your bank account has therefore been erased from our banking system.'

'Whenever I get on the Information Superhighway, somebody FLASHES me.'