Digital Safety Zealots Mugs

'Well, it's called a lady's safety app!'

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"

Mobile phone damage to children.

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

"Hey honey, I found this great article about protecting kids from social media on Facebook!"

"Why do I bother to evangelize online when no one listens?"

"So...As I was saying, nothing will actually change..."

"We can see that you just bought a fridge and thought you might be interested in a fridge."

'Unfortunately Bill Didn't Pay Attention During the Class Session on Safe Computing.' A kid not realizing an old geezer is the person he's chatting with on the computer says, 'Wow, this gamer has to be the coolest kid on the planet.'

"You need a haircut and a shave."

"I realize some of your friends have them, but you cannot have a webcam in your room."

"I'm here to protect your data!"

Every day Fred had to make sure he was properly prepared for his job as a social media moderator.

"That brings us to your search history."

Trolling on social media

Internet supervision.

Data Protection

"I've used 'Systemic Racism', 'White Privilege', 'Post-Racial Society' and 'Marginalized'"

'Whenever I get on the Information Superhighway, somebody FLASHES me.'

401 Error

Terrorism Recruitment

"If you send these people $50 they;ll show you how to make money off the net!"

'I'm hoping some day the technology will develop so we may sue over the internet.'

Child Protection

"Hi - I'm one of your facebook friends."

"You used to fetch a newspaper? What's a newspaper?"

"Today I have that strong feeling of confidence that only comes when you've figured out a really strong password!"

'This is a lot of trouble! -- Why can't I sign up on line?'

I must never post links to nude pictures of my teacher. I must never post links....