Digital Nodder Gifts

"Hold on. Let me just check my self-worth."

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

Cellphone Islands

"We do all those old tricks electronically now."

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

Spooning

"Streaming"

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"This translation app isn't working."

'Well what do you know---opportunity no longer knocks, she Twitters'

Busking during a pandemic

"Error 404: Brain not found"

'I'm afraid Mr. Caldwell doesn't want to see you now. However, you're free to visit his web site.'

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

'It's too late! Bob's brain has been sucked out by the internet!'

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

The Wiki Man.

'It's the only way to keep him from spending all day online.'

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

"I was just ringing to see if you got the e-mail about the letter I sent you?"

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

Man and dog playing a car simulation. The dog has a fan to simulate his head out of the window.

"Siri, are you out of your mind?!"

Has anyone ever told you you snore, Rudy? No. That's probably because you're single, you've always been single, and you'll always BE single. Not that there's anything wrong with being utterly alone. I've got 3,800 Facebook friends. Being "alone" is so 20th century.

'I can't get the hang of this cloud computing...'

The Screeeen!

"Sorry I'm late - my Uber driver turned out to be the Google Maps guy."

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

"Sage nodding got me where I am today."

"It's amazing. Nobody's changed."

'I don't surf the net, I just kind of dog-paddle through it.'

"Unless you have a 13 year-old running around, I strongly recommend you buy the 1 year technical support."

"Yes, Megan, it's book. Think of each page as a screen."