Digital How-to Buff Pillows

"First, locate the pin on your extinguisher..."

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

'Same every Christmas! What's he got that we haven't got?'

"We're being followed. Don't worry it's just my copyright."

"All right, let's do it again. This time, you're good at acting."

'The computer's down again.'

The Pocket Knife Tool Belt

"I can't tell if these are vacation pictures or influencer shots." "Is there really a difference?"

Poser

Reality TV

"Do you think we could stop using 'Julius Caesar' in the role plays?"

'I wrote on this piece of cardboard because the teleprompter is broken. Just say something about technical difficulties and we'll be right back after these messages or whatever. Just don't read this on air!'

'Wouldn't you know it! I'm out of film!'

"Hurry-up, make it snappy!"

"Now is the part of the show when we ask the audience to shout out some random numbers."

'Cheese.'

"That chew toy was boring, so I got on your computer. Apparently, neither one of you has a clue about basic computer security and maintenance."

Everyone in Tinseltown deserves 15 minutes of obscurity.

"Hi! It's me...I've gone off the rails"

'Is there a spotlight operator in the house?'

The naturalist Sir David Shuttleboro had a life long affinity with wild life.

"I'll tell you what: I'll clean up your room, you clean up my laptop."

Louis Daguerre takes a selfie

Nightlife photography

"M. Duchamp, 1912"

When vegans pose for photos.

Sign outside a movie studio: Standing in line Auditions.

'Casualty, Take one' clapper board traps persons finger

"Let's take a selfie."

'... Well if you've got such a 'great photographic memory', how come you can't remember borrowing my camera?'

This week, House Manager Blowviatt has been asked to avoid the appearance of playing to the cameras.

'Are you looking at my Bard?'

Man paying for face-in-a-hole photo of 'Man of the Match'.