Digital How-to Buff Mugs

"First, locate the pin on your extinguisher..."

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

'Same every Christmas! What's he got that we haven't got?'

"We're being followed. Don't worry it's just my copyright."

"All right, let's do it again. This time, you're good at acting."

"I can't tell if these are vacation pictures or influencer shots." "Is there really a difference?"

The Pocket Knife Tool Belt

'The computer's down again.'

Poser

Reality TV

"Do you think we could stop using 'Julius Caesar' in the role plays?"

"Hurry-up, make it snappy!"

'Wouldn't you know it! I'm out of film!'

"Now is the part of the show when we ask the audience to shout out some random numbers."

'Cheese.'

"That chew toy was boring, so I got on your computer. Apparently, neither one of you has a clue about basic computer security and maintenance."

Everyone in Tinseltown deserves 15 minutes of obscurity.

"Hi! It's me...I've gone off the rails"

'Is there a spotlight operator in the house?'

Louis Daguerre takes a selfie

"I'll tell you what: I'll clean up your room, you clean up my laptop."

"M. Duchamp, 1912"

The naturalist Sir David Shuttleboro had a life long affinity with wild life.

Nightlife photography

Sign outside a movie studio: Standing in line Auditions.

'Casualty, Take one' clapper board traps persons finger

"When Baldo was 11, I told him he should brush his teeth every day...because car salesmen don't sell lowriders to boys with green teeth."

'... Well if you've got such a 'great photographic memory', how come you can't remember borrowing my camera?'

This week, House Manager Blowviatt has been asked to avoid the appearance of playing to the cameras.

'Are you looking at my Bard?'

Man paying for face-in-a-hole photo of 'Man of the Match'.

"Let's take a selfie."