Digital Helper Pillows

"I'm strictly yes or no. Alexa and Siri deal with facts. Value judgements we leave to your mother."

"Sorry to get you out of school this early, son, but I need your help with this computer."

Thank you, Essential Workers

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

Hardware and software

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

'How are you doing on your side?'

"According to the instructions, if the product is found to be faulty, dispose of it responsibly and purchase another."

I can record our game. Big deal. Mine can get everyone's stats plus find sales on bats and gloves. Wow! It does everything! Teddy! Except catch the ball. Isn't there an app for that?

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

Computer whisperer.

"We may have to try search engine optimisation."

Headless Horserider uses a computer

P.C. in the Stone

"Siri, am I ready to take a look at the dessert menu?"

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

The sheep are much easier to keep track of now. They spend all day watching clips on Ewe Tube!

'You sure you've got Photoshop experiance.'

Good Samaritan responding to hurt man: 'I'm part of God's TLC plan.'

'It's amazing how big your office feels when you go paperless.'

'Dinnertime!', 'Not now, Mom -- the fate of the Galaxy is in my hands!'

Bones Reunited

Internet Marketing Inc. Try E.J.'s Bistro for lunch! The pop-ups made getting to work a real pain.

"Hey google, find me research that says sugar is good for you."

"Let's just say that you're not trending on any site on the internet!"

Texting Rodeo Clown

Don Z. And His User-Friendly Apartment

"Stop tearing around in here and go play online."

Newspapers.

Modern Shepherding

'I am never going to fill out a prom dress.'