Digital Dining Disasters Pillows

"I was looking at a food site, and I left the tab open overnight. Judging by the bugs, the food went bad."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

'Our special of the day is spam sandwiches.'

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

Gone out...here is a computer simulation of your dinner

Internet Restaurant

'I'm sorry we put bearnaise sauce on your fillet by mistake. Randy will have it off there in a jiffy.'

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

All You Can Tweet Restaurant.

'Yes, all our flambe dishes come with injury, liability insurance.'

"The scallops were delicious, but the fork was dismal!"

"Tell you what, just tweet me your order when you're ready."

Gross! Get you external hard drive off the dinner table!

"I wonder how many Facebook likes I'll get."

"The dinner date was a disaster! I realised he was still a "Mama's Boy" when I saw he was expecting me to regurgitate his food..."

"Our specials can also be accessed at www.todaysspecials.com."

"Of course it tastes like chicken. That's why it's called the 'tuna surprise'."

"I hope you like smoked salmon."

"No, he isn't choking. He coughed."

"Nothing for me, thanks."

'Well, lucky you! The chef informs me that his breakfast special today is blackened scrambled eggs!'

"Say when!"

'Are you sure you are not allergic to seafood.'

"You will have to text your order directly to chef. We're not speaking."

Waiter, there's a wireless earbud phone in my soup.

'Please stand by. We have temporary loss of your roast.'

'...and would you like your meal in a PDF file as well, sir?'

What's the special tonight? I dunno. Check our website.

'Let me know if you want me to adjust the webcam.'

'Here we put the emphasis exclusively on the food!'

Man Gagging In A Restaurant.