Digital Dining Disasters Gifts

"I was looking at a food site, and I left the tab open overnight. Judging by the bugs, the food went bad."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

'Our special of the day is spam sandwiches.'

Gone out...here is a computer simulation of your dinner

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

Internet Restaurant

'Yes, all our flambe dishes come with injury, liability insurance.'

"I wonder how many Facebook likes I'll get."

"The scallops were delicious, but the fork was dismal!"

"The dinner date was a disaster! I realised he was still a "Mama's Boy" when I saw he was expecting me to regurgitate his food..."

"Of course it tastes like chicken. That's why it's called the 'tuna surprise'."

"I hope you like smoked salmon."

"Our specials can also be accessed at www.todaysspecials.com."

"You will have to text your order directly to chef. We're not speaking."

'Please stand by. We have temporary loss of your roast.'

"Say when!"

'Are you sure you are not allergic to seafood.'

"Nothing for me, thanks."

Waiter, there's a wireless earbud phone in my soup.

'Well, lucky you! The chef informs me that his breakfast special today is blackened scrambled eggs!'

'Here we put the emphasis exclusively on the food!'

'...and would you like your meal in a PDF file as well, sir?'

What's the special tonight? I dunno. Check our website.

Man Gagging In A Restaurant.

"Judging by the noises your stomach is making, this app can suggest which restaurant to go to, and what and how much to order."

'Let me know if you want me to adjust the webcam.'