Digital Communication Manager Pillows

"Having our team all work on the same page has been a lot more difficult since our company has gone paperless."

"My email is down... talk to me."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

'How fast can you hype?'

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

21st century water cooler conversations.

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

Right click for yes...

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

"You know, there are other emojis."

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

Text Culture

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Textin’"

Obsession with the Internet.

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

WiFi Signals

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

"Now you can send it."

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

'Stop emailing me, I am standing right here.'