Digital Communication Manager T-Shirts

"Having our team all work on the same page has been a lot more difficult since our company has gone paperless."

"My email is down... talk to me."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'How fast can you hype?'

21st century water cooler conversations.

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

Right click for yes...

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

"You know, there are other emojis."

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Text Culture

"Textin’"

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

Bird Tweet.

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

Obsession with the Internet.

"Did you get my tweet?"

WiFi Signals

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

The Modern Novel.

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

"Now you can send it."

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"Will follow you on social media for food."

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'