Digital Communication Challengers Gifts

"Sorry I'm late for the video meeting, I have dial up."

"My email is down... talk to me."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

Right click for yes...

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

"You know, there are other emojis."

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Text Culture

"Textin’"

Bird Tweet.

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

Obsession with the Internet.

"Did you get my tweet?"

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

WiFi Signals

The Modern Novel.

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

"Will follow you on social media for food."

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"Now you can send it."

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

Spam in Hell.

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

'Stop emailing me, I am standing right here.'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

'And, for the student with the most hits on his or her Facebook page, the award goes to Lisa Skemley!'

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”