Digital Chess Adventurer Gifts

Playing chess with a QR code for a chessboard

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

Obsession with the Internet.

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

Second lifeReal life.

Man doing a search on a computer

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

Target your message

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

i-teddy

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

Desert wifi

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

Man playing chess from his parked car.

"Kids, look at the weather! Why don't you play outside?"

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'