Digital Chess Adventurer Pillows

Playing chess with a QR code for a chessboard

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

Obsession with the Internet.

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

Second lifeReal life.

Man doing a search on a computer

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

Target your message

i-teddy

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

Desert wifi

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

And so, Rudy unwittingly became an investor in The Infant Restaurant Critic. At first, he was furious having lost his weekly paycheck. But then it dawned on him: He was back in the dot-com game – for the first time in 20 years. He was practically a venture capitalist! I'm a social media investor. It's a multi-platform play with, obviously, huge mobile capability, global reach, soaring audience share. Revenue model? What? Huh? Beat it.

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

Man playing chess from his parked car.

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'