Digital Anxiety Warrior Pillows

"I wonder what I've got to be afraid of today...??"

"My email is down... talk to me."

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'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

Fight or Flight

Pinocchio's Second Realization

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

That party went well.

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

A Hypochondriac's Worst Nightmare

Flu vaccine.

Internet Cafe.

"I'd like to be a shake-it-off kind of person, but I'm more of a cling-to-it-and-focus-on-it-until-it's-irrevocably-weaved-into-my-psyche sort of gal."

How many times do I have to tell you. . . you're broke! Broke! Broke!

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

'You have a fauxbia.'

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

'You're not paranoid, due to terrorism, feeling anxious all the time is the 'new normal'.'

'Please pay attention. Pretend I'm a movie on your phone.'

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

"I need a more interactive you."

"It's good you feel ready to confront your demons. Unfortunately, they're reluctant to face you."

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

Bring your problems to work day.

'No we don't have any fly vaccine yet - how about something for anxiety. . . we have plenty of that.'

"You must try to relax more"

'Hello Doctor. I'm Ed Shannon and these are my neuroses.'

"Too much caution can take all the fun out of life." "Mind if I get a second opinion?"

Being-convinced your plants always know what you're thinking phobia.