Digital Age Student Gifts

'I hate it when she assigns an essay at the end of the month, after I've reached my data limit.'

"My email is down... talk to me."

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

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"Did you get my tweet?"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

"A virus ate my homework."

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

Statue of liberty selfie

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'

Newborns on cell phones

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"Embarrassing things that happen to you in the bedroom stay in the bedroom. . . and on facebook."

"Buy my data $20"

His Master's Data.

"According to google, yahoo and bing, the meaning of life is 'more data space'."

Evolution in the Era of the Selfie

"Honest, D-D-Dad. My report card's 'in the cloud.'"

"That was good, but we could have watched it on my phone."

Modern Baby Mobiles

Error: Out of memory.

You can have your privacy back, as soon as I've finished showing it to everyone

"What's the point of school? We can just look all this stuff up on wikipedia."

"At which trimester will I be able to communicate with my baby via text?"

Progress

Roger Hoyt: To See If His Life Was Worthwhile Google Him.

"Would it make life easier if I just ordered my presents online and sent you the bill?"

'What's the point of all this school business when we can just look up things on the internet?'

Ascent of Digital Man