Digital Age Student Pillows

'I hate it when she assigns an essay at the end of the month, after I've reached my data limit.'

"My email is down... talk to me."

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

Online form - Submit.

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Did you get my tweet?"

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

"A virus ate my homework."

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

Newborns on cell phones

"Buy my data $20"

His Master's Data.

Error: Out of memory.

You can have your privacy back, as soon as I've finished showing it to everyone

"What's the point of school? We can just look all this stuff up on wikipedia."

Evolution in the Era of the Selfie

"That was good, but we could have watched it on my phone."

"Honest, D-D-Dad. My report card's 'in the cloud.'"

"At which trimester will I be able to communicate with my baby via text?"

Progress

"Would it make life easier if I just ordered my presents online and sent you the bill?"

"Uh uh uh...that's not a touchscreen."

Ascent of Digital Man

'What's the point of all this school business when we can just look up things on the internet?'