Digital Age Educators Pillows

'Please excuse Harold for not having his homework. His internet service provider's servers were down and he couldn't connect to his online homework helpline.'

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

"You have been specially selected to upload your bank details. Offer ends midnight."

"So did you do all your leadership training online?"

'Baby's got his first blue tooth!'

Evolution in the Era of the Selfie

You can have your privacy back, as soon as I've finished showing it to everyone

"What's the point of school? We can just look all this stuff up on wikipedia."

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

"At which trimester will I be able to communicate with my baby via text?"

"Nice! Home school education has certainly changed since I was in school."

"Aww, look. Baby just seeped her first credit card!"

We only asked him to switch off his mobile and he seems to have shut down completely,

'I need ur homework ASAP!'

"Keep your eyes on your own screen."

"Students only know the three Rs in context of the tree Ts: texts, tweets and tumblr."

"The internet begs to differ."

"It’s great to be back in the theater again."

"There's nothing to be scared of, Mrs. Miller, it's just another teaching tool!"