Digital Education Pillows

"So did you do all your leadership training online?"

Computer Room.

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

Pajama Day 743

I.T. Fear

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"A virus ate my homework."

Data Extraction Social Media Theme Park

"I'm subcontracting math, spelling and geography to my smart phone."

"To 'click to enter' or not to 'click to enter'… that is the question."

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

"I had to hire younger employees to keep up with today's technology and social media."

"You have been specially selected to upload your bank details. Offer ends midnight."

"Why is there an ad for Jay-Z in the New England Journal of Pediatric Medicine?!"

'In which on-line university will you enroll?'

'It could be that it's not plugged in, but that would be too easy.'

'I'm enrolling in an online course to learn how to apply for a loan for an online university.'

'How can he remember 37 passwords but always forget to pick his clothes up off the floor?'

Kid learning alphabet on computer say ABCDVD...

"Which one is the emoji for immense relief, coupled with general underlying disappointment, tinged with cynicism, anger and apprehension?"

"Distance Learning"

"There's also a link to my manifesto in the notes section—www.freewilioz.org, articles four and five, respectively."

'Beat it! I've got a computer!'