Digital Teacher Pillows

"Would you like me to show you how to use powerpoint?"

Computer Room.

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

Pajama Day 743

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"A virus ate my homework."

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides stimulated hand-holding when the market is down.'

"You're never too old to learn..."

"I'm subcontracting math, spelling and geography to my smart phone."

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

"You have been specially selected to upload your bank details. Offer ends midnight."

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"So did you do all your leadership training online?"

'In which on-line university will you enroll?'

Tiddles completes his doctorate.

Modern Studying

'I haven't been in any academic journals but I do get my Tweets re-Tweeted a lot.'

'I'm enrolling in an online course to learn how to apply for a loan for an online university.'

'Sometimes, when I'm feeling unappreciated, I'll fake a system-wide data crash.'

'Your father is having a tough time with his online course.'

"Whose idea was it to create a Zoom session for first graders?"

"Nice! Home school education has certainly changed since I was in school."

'Beat it! I've got a computer!'

Kid learning alphabet on computer say ABCDVD...

'I need ur homework ASAP!'

"Jimmy Jones' parents allow him to be home schooled by Google."

"It's a GPS app for busy teachers, it tells you whether you're going or coming."

"Students only know the three Rs in context of the tree Ts: texts, tweets and tumblr."

"There's nothing to be scared of, Mrs. Miller, it's just another teaching tool!"

Homeschooling during lockdown

'We ran into a glitch developing this new student data transfer program. It works well but we can't agree on a suitable acronym.'