Digital Age Educators Mugs

'Please excuse Harold for not having his homework. His internet service provider's servers were down and he couldn't connect to his online homework helpline.'

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"I'll go back to school if you go back to the office."

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

"You're never too old to learn..."

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

"So did you do all your leadership training online?"

"You have been specially selected to upload your bank details. Offer ends midnight."

"Embarrassing things that happen to you in the bedroom stay in the bedroom. . . and on facebook."

'Baby's got his first blue tooth!'

"According to google, yahoo and bing, the meaning of life is 'more data space'."

"What's the point of school? We can just look all this stuff up on wikipedia."

Evolution in the Era of the Selfie

You can have your privacy back, as soon as I've finished showing it to everyone

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

"At which trimester will I be able to communicate with my baby via text?"

'Your father is having a tough time with his online course.'

Roger Hoyt: To See If His Life Was Worthwhile Google Him.

We only asked him to switch off his mobile and he seems to have shut down completely,

"Nice! Home school education has certainly changed since I was in school."

"Aww, look. Baby just seeped her first credit card!"

"Would you like me to show you how to use powerpoint?"

'I need ur homework ASAP!'

"Keep your eyes on your own screen."

"The internet begs to differ."

"How could I flunk? All my answers came straight from Siri."

"It’s great to be back in the theater again."

"Students only know the three Rs in context of the tree Ts: texts, tweets and tumblr."

We're too late - He's already watching Youtube potty training tutorials.