Digital-savvy Educator Mugs

'First our teacher had 'burnout', then the computerized teaching machine 'crashed'.'

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

Teacher removes 'School Paper' sign and replaces it with 'School Blog' sign.

"You have been specially selected to upload your bank details. Offer ends midnight."

Facebook/Meta

'Your father is having a tough time with his online course.'

'That way, we don't have to provide a technical support department.'

'Here you go, Miss Harris, all my homework is here on my smart phone!'

Harvest Data Festival

"Nice! Home school education has certainly changed since I was in school."

"Would you like me to show you how to use powerpoint?"

Error! Lesson Plan has no Aim!

'I need ur homework ASAP!'

'When I was a student, wireless data transmission meant passing notes in class.'

Student to teacher about flash cards: 'When did they add emoticons to the cards?'

"Jimmy Jones' parents allow him to be home schooled by Google."

"I would like some facebook friends for Christmas."

"It's a GPS app for busy teachers, it tells you whether you're going or coming."

"Students only know the three Rs in context of the tree Ts: texts, tweets and tumblr."

"You just put it in the slot - you don't to push the 'send' key!"

"Tablets? Are we talking digital or paper?"

"There's nothing to be scared of, Mrs. Miller, it's just another teaching tool!"

Homeschooling during lockdown

"Hit the 'like' button on your way out!"

"I liked 'class dismissed' better than 'please log off and exit'."

"It might be easier for me to follow if you could animate the fractions."

"I didn't endorse him, but I 'Liked' him on Facebook."

Updating the Wedding Car

'We ran into a glitch developing this new student data transfer program. It works well but we can't agree on a suitable acronym.'

The queen has been captured! Oh, I need to update my profile status!

'If all the classes use computers, why am I still the eraser cleaning monitor?'

'Please excuse Harold for not having his homework. His internet service provider's servers were down and he couldn't connect to his online homework helpline.'