Digital Literacy Educator Mugs

"You have been specially selected to upload your bank details. Offer ends midnight."

Lynching on social media

Hate Platforms

Computer Room.

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

I.T. Fear

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

Data Extraction Social Media Theme Park

"I'm subcontracting math, spelling and geography to my smart phone."

"To 'click to enter' or not to 'click to enter'… that is the question."

"Well, Sara Kalen is wrong – Edward Snowden is not a 'tattletale.'"

"I hope you're not reading fake news."

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

"So did you do all your leadership training online?"

"Why is there an ad for Jay-Z in the New England Journal of Pediatric Medicine?!"

"I had no idea Zelenskyy was a dictator til Trump ruled on it"

'In which on-line university will you enroll?'

Bad Influence of TV

"According to the Times, the cartoonist drew my right hand wrong."

'...No, he can't really fly...no, the bad guys don't really have a gun...no this cereal really isn't the best food in the whole world...no, it won't make you as strong as a giant...'

'I'm enrolling in an online course to learn how to apply for a loan for an online university.'

"There's also a link to my manifesto in the notes section—www.freewilioz.org, articles four and five, respectively."