Digital Literacy Educator T-Shirts

"You have been specially selected to upload your bank details. Offer ends midnight."

Lynching on social media

Hate Platforms

Computer Room.

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

I.T. Fear

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

"I'll go back to school if you go back to the office."

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

The Expert

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"The Internet ate my baby!"

"I hope you're not reading fake news."

"Well, Sara Kalen is wrong – Edward Snowden is not a 'tattletale.'"

"You're never too old to learn..."

"I'm subcontracting math, spelling and geography to my smart phone."

Data Extraction Social Media Theme Park

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

"To 'click to enter' or not to 'click to enter'… that is the question."

"So did you do all your leadership training online?"

"Why is there an ad for Jay-Z in the New England Journal of Pediatric Medicine?!"

"I had no idea Zelenskyy was a dictator til Trump ruled on it"

Bad Influence of TV

Fakebook

"According to the Times, the cartoonist drew my right hand wrong."

'In which on-line university will you enroll?'

'...No, he can't really fly...no, the bad guys don't really have a gun...no this cereal really isn't the best food in the whole world...no, it won't make you as strong as a giant...'

'I'm enrolling in an online course to learn how to apply for a loan for an online university.'

'Your father is having a tough time with his online course.'