Digital Age Detective Gifts

'A grade of 85 or higher will get you a favorable mention in my blog.'

"Thanks for responding so quickly. We need your help. Your father and I have read your LinkedIn profile three times and we still don't know what you do."

iPhone Senior

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

"Actual results indicate that the statistical analysis of the data which projections were based on may have been wrong."

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

Computer Expert

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

Where was I?

Terry had a computer bug.

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'The question is - to what level of data do we wish to stoop.'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"Careful! He knows computers."