Digital Ad Dismisser Gifts

"For the last time! There is no 'Skip Ads' button for the morning announcements!"

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

Advertising on the internet.

'Our gymnasium is being repaired so we played sports games on our computers.'

Buy on-line - Fill in form, Fill in form again, And again, Lose form, Fill-in form a few more times, Give up and go to shop...

"I need a more interactive you."

'Sorry, Dad. My offensive lineman says I don't have to go to bed yet.'

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

'She won't even look at me. It's like I'm a banner ad.'

"What a coincidence, I'm an influencer too!"

'You can't avoid death...You can't avoid taxes...and you can't avoid having your name on computerized mailing lists.'

'Print is Dead.'

"I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry."

Advertising Agency - "Phew! Fooling some of the people all the time is hard work."

'Look, I just expect more from a muse.'

"You're suffering from banner blindness."

'This homework is a disgrace. I'd like a note from your computer.'

"Well, I think we've finally cured your obsession with the internet..."

Shooting the Messenger

"He's in training for the 'E' Olympics."

'We're just not reaching the group between young marrieds and senior citizens.'

'Our poll shows the typical advertising viewer is all 'targeted' out.'

Skip ad.

"I thought you were supposed to be user-friendly!"

Data Entry Marathon

"When your computer is locked up, lady, you should call your computer's customer service, not a locksmith!"

'Forgive me father, for I've been faking computer literacy.'

"Tweet? I don't think so."

Technophobes Illustrated Dictionary - Digitally Mixed - Any drink stirred without the use of a spoon, swizzle stick or any other tool/utensil.

"Oh sure, there's eternal damnation and all that...but he, free wifi!"

Digital Daze: Texting during a meeting.

"Doom scrolling."

Mobile Hell - "Oh no! No signal!"

Happening Now

"Ok, no more Mr. Nice Guy. Grab his phone!"