Dietary Survey Enthusiast T-Shirts

Ill Advised Vegan Survey

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

All Natural Nothing

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

Doctor to man with 'Push' door on mouth: 'It looks as though you've been eating a lot of junk food lately.'

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

Anti-inflammation recipes

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

"I'm not sure what's causing your stomachache. But I think it's safe to rule out hunger pains."

International House of Excrement

'Who cares about content? With a title like this it'll sell millions!'

'Did you fart, sweetie?'

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

'However hard I try to lose weight, it always finds me again.'

"My incentive for losing weight? I bought a fitted sheet a size to small."

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

'New Barbeque.'

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

Nutritional Supplements.

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

'According to Dr Alvin McDowell, everything that was good for you is now bad for you!'

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

'The diet books really worked for me...I bought so many I couldn't afford any food.'

'Id like to see you in two weeks. Try not to eat during that time.'