Diet-conscious Explorer T-Shirts

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

Anti-inflammation recipes

'I'm tired of this bread and water diet.'

Sisyphus Sawyer

International House of Excrement

'New Barbeque.'

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

Motivation to Keep Fit.

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

Nutritional Supplements.

Lactose intolerance.

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

Odd Spas

"Whatever diet they're on, tell them what they ordered is PERFECT for them."

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

"Cardiac day patients?"

"Hey guys, I'm thinking about going vegetarian."

'The good news is that our latest diet products work fabulously well. The bad news is that we haven't got any customers any more!'

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

'I don't care if we mostly eat protein - on a hot day like this I have a craving for ice cream.'

"We've gone glutton-free."

"It may not be the lowest cal, but it's low enough cal for me."

"Why have you brought me here?"

A large lady is exploring the jungle as two cougars watch on - 'Remember what the doctor said Ralph... regular exercise and no fatty foods!'

'It's time for drastic measures - I'm taking you off food and putting you on chew toys.'

'He's saying 'Enough bananas - I'm also a carnivore'.'

"My doctor suggested I get less fat in my diet."

I find that I can cut back on calories if I use only one chopstick.

Would it hurt to blow my top once a week?

"Arrr! This X marks the buried treature and this X marks a safe social distance!"