Diet Tribunal Pillows

No one visits Cindy's office since she started putting healthy snacks in her candy bowl.

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'Like death by salad.'

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

Critisize your weight.

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

Secretive Weigh In.

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

Chocs away.

'This towel is wet so I'll subtract fourteen pounds.'

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.'

"I'm a monster."

'Diet considerations.'

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

'I'm putting you on a 'whatever tastes good, don't eat it' diet.'

"I'm not sure what's causing your stomachache. But I think it's safe to rule out hunger pains."

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

'Come on, eat your spinach.' -' Sorry, I'm on a special diet...No toxic waste.'

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

Attack of the 'health' foods

Mind, Body, Spirit (and Food Court).

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

Weight Loss Counselor, out for a 400 calorie lunch.

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

'Remember, chew every bite 32 times.'

'Would you like that organic, locally grown, carbon neutral, fair trade, trans fat-free, sugar-free, gluten-free and peanut-free?'

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

"The chef will accommodate gluten-free requests, but only with a note from your doctor."