Diet Dilemmatician Pillows

"I'm giving up my diet for Lent."

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.'

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

'School of nutrition - as of today: Butter, good...'

Adam and Eve - Food scares

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

"Steak for breakfast, steak for lunch, steak for dinner. . . you can't stop evolution!"

"I just want to know if I'm healthy enough for bacon?"

'Okay, okay. On second thought, maybe going on a diet isn't necessary.'

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

"Never eat anything you can't lift over your head."

'The biochemist at work' The biochemist at lunch'.

'I have a hard time believing that fast food causes obesity.'

'I wouldn't call myself a vegetarian, but I don't eat dead animals either.'

'It looks like you need to eat a more balanced diet!'

"It has a cream base because we hate you."

'I know it's my third doughnut, but it's okay. I'm using the Pilates method of dunking.'

"No thanks, mom. I'm on a vegetable free diet."

"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal."

"I don't want to bust your diet so we're having turkey franks and pumpkin yogurt."

Need to block those Cookies Santa!

"Just Desserts" and "Unjust Desserts"

"Moving to a chair to eat three times a day really isn't 'doing sit-ups!'"

'You need a more balanced diet.'

'Get back! Get back! Or so help me...I'll eat it!'