Diet Satire Lover Gifts

Looking for clever gifts that poke fun at diet culture? Perfect for the diet satire lover who appreciates a humorous take on healthy living and weight loss. Find mugs, tees, pillows, and prints that bring jest and joy to any diet enthusiast.

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"We agreed to a 'cheat day' on our diet. . . she brought home ice cream and I brought home my yoga instructor...."

"We agreed to a 'cheat day' on our diet. . . she brought home ice cream and I brought home my yoga instructor...." mockup

"We agreed to a 'cheat day' on our diet. . . she brought home ice cream and I brought home my yoga instructor...."

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"Two vegans, please."

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'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!' mockup

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

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'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'

'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.' mockup

'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'

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'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.' mockup

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

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"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..."

"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..." mockup

"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..."

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Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert." mockup

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

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'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.'

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.' mockup

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.'

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You are what you eat (Nuts).

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"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"

"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?" mockup

"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"

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"Try to eat more coconuts and fish." mockup

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

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"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet." mockup

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

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Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods! mockup

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

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'You'll like this. It has no nutritional value at all.'

'You'll like this. It has no nutritional value at all.' mockup

'You'll like this. It has no nutritional value at all.'

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Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids mockup

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

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'I try to eat a varied diet. One day I'll eat dark chocolate, one day I'll eat white chocolate and one day I'll eat milk chocolate.'

'I try to eat a varied diet. One day I'll eat dark chocolate, one day I'll eat white chocolate and one day I'll eat milk chocolate.' mockup

'I try to eat a varied diet. One day I'll eat dark chocolate, one day I'll eat white chocolate and one day I'll eat milk chocolate.'

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Sick Of A Low-Carb Diet

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'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.' mockup

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

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'If you feel guilty, I can put our high fat vanilla ice cream in one of our low fat cups.'

'If you feel guilty, I can put our high fat vanilla ice cream in one of our low fat cups.' mockup

'If you feel guilty, I can put our high fat vanilla ice cream in one of our low fat cups.'

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Fat angel eating halo like doughnut mockup

Fat angel eating halo like doughnut

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"There is some evidence that chocolate can be good for you... But the health benefits tend to fade after the first 20 kilos."

"There is some evidence that chocolate can be good for you... But the health benefits tend to fade after the first 20 kilos." mockup

"There is some evidence that chocolate can be good for you... But the health benefits tend to fade after the first 20 kilos."

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My budgie likes Mars bars.

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Try to cut down on your salt intake. mockup

Try to cut down on your salt intake.

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"It looks like there is too much dairy in your diet."

"It looks like there is too much dairy in your diet." mockup

"It looks like there is too much dairy in your diet."

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'The diet plate is just like the regular plate, M'sieur, except that you have to eat it through a tennis racquet.'

'The diet plate is just like the regular plate, M'sieur, except that you have to eat it through a tennis racquet.' mockup

'The diet plate is just like the regular plate, M'sieur, except that you have to eat it through a tennis racquet.'

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'I hate it when they take the food pyramid, mix it all together and serve it in a trough!'

'I hate it when they take the food pyramid, mix it all together and serve it in a trough!' mockup

'I hate it when they take the food pyramid, mix it all together and serve it in a trough!'

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"Unbelievable! Even Internet cookies made me gain weight."

"Unbelievable! Even Internet cookies made me gain weight." mockup

"Unbelievable! Even Internet cookies made me gain weight."

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'Of course on this new diet, I only count the calories of the food I eat whilst other people are in the room.'

'Of course on this new diet, I only count the calories of the food I eat whilst other people are in the room.' mockup

'Of course on this new diet, I only count the calories of the food I eat whilst other people are in the room.'

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"Can you get on the scale please? I'm on a diet and need to monitor my food intake..."

"Can you get on the scale please? I'm on a diet and need to monitor my food intake..." mockup

"Can you get on the scale please? I'm on a diet and need to monitor my food intake..."

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'Looking at the stars makes me feel small. I'm going off of my diet.'

'Looking at the stars makes me feel small. I'm going off of my diet.' mockup

'Looking at the stars makes me feel small. I'm going off of my diet.'

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Diet Satire Lover Gifts Collection

Diet Satire Lover Mugs

Explore our collection of humorous mugs for diet satire lovers—great for daily laughs over coffee or tea.

Diet Satire Lover Pillows

Browse our witty pillows that celebrate the lighter side of dieting—perfect for lounging or decorating.

Diet Satire Lover Prints

Discover bold, funny prints that add personality to any space and entertain with their clever commentary on diet culture.

Diet Satire Lover T-Shirts

Check out our funny t-shirts designed for diet satire fans—wear your humor proudly with these clever styles.