Diet Pill Critic Gifts

"These diet pills must work. My purse is getting thinner and thinner."

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

'What I call a miracle drug is one that doesn't start a government investigation.'

These drug will cost you an arm and a leg...the good news is, my wife and I own stock in the company that makes them.

'Too much Omega 3.'

Man sees hug capsules: 'Not to be taken Orally.'

Eureka! This has telemarketing sale of a diet supplement written all over it.

Sawdust.

"At this point, we know it's addictive."

Drinks for the post-caffeinated economy

"Good news - we're merging with Pinetree Pharma. They make the cures for all the harm our drugs do."

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff,'

Prescription Drugs '96.

'Human clinical trials start in six months. Sooner if we run out of mice.'

'The problem is that you're overmedicated. Luckily there are drugs that can help with that.'

"Stuffing your face while watching TV does cause obesity."

'First of all, I'm taking you off the iron supplements.'

'Generics of generics - that's the way we'll go.'

"I can guarantee on this diet you'll lose at least 50 pounds a month, until you cancel your standing order!"

Toilet roll beauty tips.

"You may believe you've been overcharged, but, remember, you're overmedicated."

Cook for 3 minutes stir, wait 30 years to discover if the contaminated ingredient gives you stomach cancer.

"It's the same experimental drug but now it's in a cupcake."

'She was always very proud of her figure.'

'My regular slimming magazine seems to be getting thinner.'

"This will buy you four months.

'You're taking too much of that clamshell calcium, Margaret.'

"It's extremely rare for anyone to suffer side effects from health supplements Mr Baxter. Just how much cod liver oil have you been taking?"

'I take it this wasn't quite the outcome you were expecting from your 'spot reduction diet'?'

'Will this make me feel as happy as the people in the commercial?'

"Before you say no to this prescription, let me also say that your monthly tax-deductible gift will help support a pharmaceutical executive in need."

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