Diet Deliberator Gifts

'The biochemist at work' The biochemist at lunch'.

'You've got to admire her resolve †she's on three diets at once.'

'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.'

'It looks like you need to eat a more balanced diet!'

'I'm taking you off three things - breakfast, lunch, and dinner.'

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

The moment of truth.

"I don't think it matters is you choose metric or imperial."

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

'School of nutrition - as of today: Butter, good...'

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

Adam and Eve - Food scares

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

"Steak for breakfast, steak for lunch, steak for dinner. . . you can't stop evolution!"

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

"Why don't we skip the falafel bar, Sinbad."

"I just want to know if I'm healthy enough for bacon?"

"Never eat anything you can't lift over your head."

'The vegetarians are the smug-looking ones...'

That's not quite what I meant by a 'balanced diet'..

'I have a hard time believing that fast food causes obesity.'

'I wouldn't call myself a vegetarian, but I don't eat dead animals either.'

"It has a cream base because we hate you."

'I know it's my third doughnut, but it's okay. I'm using the Pilates method of dunking.'