Diet Debate Champ Pillows

Add a touch of humor to their home decor with a pillow that pays tribute to the diet debate champ's love for good food and lively discussions.

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'I want to lose weight, Doctor.' - 'Eat less, then.' - 'I need it to be more complicated than that.' - 'Why?' - 'How can I justify failing if it's that simple, eh?!' - 'Gah. He's breaking me...' -

'I want to lose weight, Doctor.' - 'Eat less, then.' - 'I need it to be more complicated than that.' - 'Why?' - 'How can I justify failing if it's that simple, eh?!' - 'Gah. He's breaking me...' -

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"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked." mockup

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

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"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?" mockup

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

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"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve." mockup

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

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'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...' mockup

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

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"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow" mockup

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

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"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight." mockup

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

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'The doctor told me to introduce more greens in my diet.'

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens in my diet.' mockup

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens in my diet.'

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'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.' mockup

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

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'School of nutrition - as of today: Butter, good...'

'School of nutrition - as of today: Butter, good...' mockup

'School of nutrition - as of today: Butter, good...'

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Adam and Eve - Food scares

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'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!' mockup

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

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"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!" mockup

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

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Complex Carbs

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"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

"What do you have that justifies its calories?" mockup

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

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Chocolate Munchies. Only 100 calories...' awesome!' - '' - 'Runchy! Rurrgh!!' - '' - 'Oh, hold on. 100 calories per Munchie' - '' -

Chocolate Munchies. Only 100 calories...' awesome!' - '' - 'Runchy! Rurrgh!!' - '' - 'Oh, hold on. 100 calories per Munchie' - '' - mockup

Chocolate Munchies. Only 100 calories...' awesome!' - '' - 'Runchy! Rurrgh!!' - '' - 'Oh, hold on. 100 calories per Munchie' - '' -

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"Steak for breakfast, steak for lunch, steak for dinner. . . you can't stop evolution!"

"Steak for breakfast, steak for lunch, steak for dinner. . . you can't stop evolution!" mockup

"Steak for breakfast, steak for lunch, steak for dinner. . . you can't stop evolution!"

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"I just want to know if I'm healthy enough for bacon?"

"I just want to know if I'm healthy enough for bacon?" mockup

"I just want to know if I'm healthy enough for bacon?"

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"Never eat anything you can't lift over your head."

"Never eat anything you can't lift over your head." mockup

"Never eat anything you can't lift over your head."

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"It has a cream base because we hate you."

"It has a cream base because we hate you." mockup

"It has a cream base because we hate you."

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'I wouldn't call myself a vegetarian, but I don't eat dead animals either.'

'I wouldn't call myself a vegetarian, but I don't eat dead animals either.' mockup

'I wouldn't call myself a vegetarian, but I don't eat dead animals either.'

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'The vegetarians are the smug-looking ones...'

'The vegetarians are the smug-looking ones...' mockup

'The vegetarians are the smug-looking ones...'

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"Were you genuinely interested in where I get my protein, or was it the introductory question to a long and pointless attack on my personal dietary choices?"

"Were you genuinely interested in where I get my protein, or was it the introductory question to a long and pointless attack on my personal dietary choices?"

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