Diet-conscious Desert Survivor T-Shirts

'Bottles water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!...'

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

Just a little seasoning...

Anti-inflammation recipes

Sisyphus Sawyer

International House of Excrement

"Would you like to see today's liquidized menu?"

'New Barbeque.'

Motivation to Keep Fit.

"Cut down on the Ho-Ho's."

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

It took a while but Henk finally did lose his Christmas bum.

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

"I bet you thought that because you'd been castaway for forty years, you'd get off with your six month prison sentence."

'Don't be tempted, Mrs. Root, just mail those apple fritters right here to me!'

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

'I don't care if we mostly eat protein - on a hot day like this I have a craving for ice cream.'

Diet Sugar House.

"Why have you brought me here?"

"I was just... uh... looking for the low-fat yogurt."

"Breakfast's ready, darling."

"'A land of milk and honey'? - But I'm on a DIET!"

Obese Hansel and Grettle

"More protein? How about some veggies once in a while?"

Healthy Eating Fast

'His snacks and his meals are beginning to OVERLAP!'

'I've discovered a new diet. I can eat as much as I like but I'm not to swallow.'

The only sound preventative health advice for holiday eating.

'Inside of me a thin person is struggling to get out. I find that person can be sedated with a piece of chocolate cream cheese cake.'

What to serve to meet most dietary restrictions

'I'll never use that travel agent again!'