
How's the diet going? - 'The first 8 minutes has been tough.' - 'How come?' - 'I had to skip my pre-mid morning post-mini-brunch snack.' - 'I don't think I can take it anymore...' - 'Hang in there, big guy...' -
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How's the diet going? - 'The first 8 minutes has been tough.' - 'How come?' - 'I had to skip my pre-mid morning post-mini-brunch snack.' - 'I don't think I can take it anymore...' - 'Hang in there, big guy...' -
Obesity Class.
'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'
A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.
'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'
"I'm a monster."
'If God had wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them closer to my hands!'
"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."
"Would you like to see today's liquidized menu?"
'No, that doesn't make any difference either, Miss Jones.'
The nutritional devils and angels on your shoulder.
'Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun.'
'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'
"I try to watch what I eat, but my eyes aren't what they used to be."
'What makes the Tower of Pisa lean?' 'It never eats.'
'I envy your metabolism.'
'The health plate is low in sodium, cholesterol, and sugar -- the downside is that it's high in styrofoam.'
"I was just... uh... looking for the low-fat yogurt."
The cake diet.
Healthy Eating Fast
Need to block those Cookies Santa!
Church of the Low-Carbs
How much did you lose on your 14 day diet?
"THIS YEAR I'M GOING TO GET IN SHAPE."
'Inside of me a thin person is struggling to get out. I find that person can be sedated with a piece of chocolate cream cheese cake.'
"I work out so I don't have to eat kale."
'If you haven't got a low fat, organic, calorie free, ethically produced, free range option... I'll have the double chocolate cheesecake.'
A balanced diet is a cake in each hand.
The good and bad news for the species is we have less fat than beef.
'My wife has me on a very strict diet so I need a safe place to store my binge foods.'
A slim Santa emerges from slimming club.
Scale SOS!
"Sorry, I only weigh one person at a time."
All Snack Foods 1/2 Off. Every time I try to fight temptation, temptation fights dirty! (Published originally on Feb. 6 2015).
'I'm starting my exercise program slowly...I'm pulling on the refrigerator door 30 times a day now.'
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