Diet Cheaters Pillows

Add a humorous touch to their home! Our diet cheaters pillows showcase playful sayings that bring comfort and laughter, ideal for lounges and cozy spots where guilty pleasures are celebrated.

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'If you haven't got a low fat, organic, calorie free, ethically produced, free range option... I'll have the double chocolate cheesecake.'

'If you haven't got a low fat, organic, calorie free, ethically produced, free range option... I'll have the double chocolate cheesecake.' mockup

'If you haven't got a low fat, organic, calorie free, ethically produced, free range option... I'll have the double chocolate cheesecake.'

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'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.' mockup

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

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'Like death by salad.'

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'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!' mockup

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

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Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

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Critisize your weight.

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"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!" mockup

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

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Secretive Weigh In.

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'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.' mockup

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

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"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot." mockup

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

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'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.' mockup

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

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Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

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'This towel is wet so I'll subtract fourteen pounds.'

'This towel is wet so I'll subtract fourteen pounds.' mockup

'This towel is wet so I'll subtract fourteen pounds.'

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I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate. mockup

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

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'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?' mockup

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

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Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales. mockup

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

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'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.' mockup

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

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"I'm a monster."

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'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

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'Diet considerations.'

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"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?" mockup

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

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'I'm putting you on a 'whatever tastes good, don't eat it' diet.'

'I'm putting you on a 'whatever tastes good, don't eat it' diet.' mockup

'I'm putting you on a 'whatever tastes good, don't eat it' diet.'

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"I'm not sure what's causing your stomachache. But I think it's safe to rule out hunger pains."

"I'm not sure what's causing your stomachache. But I think it's safe to rule out hunger pains." mockup

"I'm not sure what's causing your stomachache. But I think it's safe to rule out hunger pains."

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Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

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Diet Books: Fiction/Non-Fiction

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Mind, Body, Spirit (and Food Court). mockup

Mind, Body, Spirit (and Food Court).

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Attack of the 'health' foods

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'Come on, eat your spinach.' -' Sorry, I'm on a special diet...No toxic waste.'

'Come on, eat your spinach.' -' Sorry, I'm on a special diet...No toxic waste.' mockup

'Come on, eat your spinach.' -' Sorry, I'm on a special diet...No toxic waste.'

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'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?' mockup

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

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"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!" mockup

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

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"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure." mockup

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

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Weight Loss Counselor, out for a 400 calorie lunch.

Weight Loss Counselor, out for a 400 calorie lunch. mockup

Weight Loss Counselor, out for a 400 calorie lunch.

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Sawdust.

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"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!" mockup

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

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'Would you like that organic, locally grown, carbon neutral, fair trade, trans fat-free, sugar-free, gluten-free and peanut-free?'

'Would you like that organic, locally grown, carbon neutral, fair trade, trans fat-free, sugar-free, gluten-free and peanut-free?' mockup

'Would you like that organic, locally grown, carbon neutral, fair trade, trans fat-free, sugar-free, gluten-free and peanut-free?'

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Diet Cheaters Pillows Collection

Diet Cheaters Mugs

Explore our collection of humorous mugs perfect for diet cheaters. Find a mug that makes every coffee break a chance to laugh at those guilty pleasures.

Diet Cheaters Prints

Find amusing and stylish prints that celebrate indulgence. Perfect for decorating your space with humor and personality.

Diet Cheaters T-Shirts

Discover funny t-shirts that capture the spirit of diet cheaters. Wear your humor proudly and remind everyone that nobody's perfect, especially when it comes to food.