Didgeridoos Gifts

Didgeridoos

At the Museum

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Ancient Racing

Party Animals.

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"Look! No hands!"

Early photobombing

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

'It's an extinction notice.'

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"Admit it, we're lost."

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

'Jurassic Pork.'

Best before 65 million BC.

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

I.T. Fear

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

Primitive magician

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'