Didgeridoo Player Gifts

Didgeridoos

Football Fans

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

"How should we divide the teams?"

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Nun Binning the Devil

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

"The result of our last meeting are impressive: 3 completely solved crossword puzzles, 7 battleship matches, 5 shopping lists, and 26 really funny doodles."

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

Didgeridoos

'For a minute there I didn't think we were gonna make it tonight!'

The ocean is no place for a star.

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

The Demon's Disguise

'He's playing 'Dancing Queen' on his didgeridoo... That must be an Abba-original!'

George flew like an eagle, but landed like a limpet.

'Objection! Leading the witness in a game of peek-a-boo.'

"They're everywhere, I don't know what to believe anymore. What is truth, what are facts, what's happening?" "Stop watching the news and if you see a pollster or election candidate...run!"

Meditation for dogs

'Hi, Mum- I'm on board.'

Backpackers.

The Shark Cage

"He's never hit an underground line in twenty years. He can wear anything he wants."

'If you need a parachute on this walk, what about me?'

Don't expect a big splash. There's no water in the pool.

'Now, members of the audience, this is 'The minute waltz' in 25 seconds!'

Cannonball!

"Just stare up into the corner of the ceiling and growl. It really freaks him out."

"What, did you think I could only do dog pose?"

Playing Peek A Boo in the ICU.

Digeridoo.

"That was so funny the first time he missed. Give it up, Lenny."