Didgeridoo Devotee Gifts

Digeridoo.

Backpackers.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Foster failure"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Licensed Therapist

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Canine Companion

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Love a Mutt

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

'It's a Joan Biro.'

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Happy.

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

Pet a Puppy

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

No Soliciting

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"He's already getting attached to you."

"A little help, please."