Didgeridoo Devotee Mugs

Digeridoo.

'He's playing 'Dancing Queen' on his didgeridoo... That must be an Abba-original!'

Backpackers.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

"Foster failure"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Licensed Therapist

Jurassic Parking Lot

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

Canine Companion

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Love a Mutt

'It's a Joan Biro.'

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Happy.

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

Pet a Puppy

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

"He's already getting attached to you."

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

"A little help, please."