Didgeridoo Fan Mugs

Didgeridoos

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

No Soliciting

Sauce for the Goose

A Golden Non-Retriever

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

"He may be only a junior partner, but remember - his mother destroyed half of Tokyo."

'What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary?'

mr godzilla you need anger management

"A poodle? It's sort of a dog with an afro."

'Yes, it's a foul. But is it a flagrant foul?'

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

"Which one on table three has gone for the vegetarian option?"

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

'No you can't keep it!'

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

No Dogs.

"I'm going to eat, devour, consume, ingest, absorb and engulf you..!"

'What's bright green and scaly, has nine-inch teeth, and eats clubs?'

Politically correct Xmas presents

"I'm here to warn people about the destruction caused by Global Warming."

The beginning of humans: A new theory.

"I'm about ready to forgive the French."

Pets christmas tree

If Dogs Made Perfume

The GOP presents: Bachmann vs Palin! Battle for the dinosaur vote!

'At least when they shear you, they finish the job... Look at me! I look ridiculous...'

Jeffrey's Time Machine: 'C'mon, Jeffrey...there has to be a time when people weren't so stupid and annoying.'

"This sub tastes much better with some traffic jam."

"I am a predator. Last of a long line."