Didgeridoo Fan Pillows

Didgeridoos

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

Sauce for the Goose

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

No Soliciting

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

A Golden Non-Retriever

"He may be only a junior partner, but remember - his mother destroyed half of Tokyo."

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

'Let's agree to disagree.'

'What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary?'

mr godzilla you need anger management

"Which one on table three has gone for the vegetarian option?"

"A poodle? It's sort of a dog with an afro."

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

'Yes, it's a foul. But is it a flagrant foul?'

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

'No you can't keep it!'

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

'Not Much, Just relaxing with a cup of coffee,'

Politically correct Xmas presents

The beginning of humans: A new theory.

No Dogs.

"I'm here to warn people about the destruction caused by Global Warming."

'What's bright green and scaly, has nine-inch teeth, and eats clubs?'

"I'm going to eat, devour, consume, ingest, absorb and engulf you..!"

Pets christmas tree

"I'm about ready to forgive the French."

"This sub tastes much better with some traffic jam."

'At least when they shear you, they finish the job... Look at me! I look ridiculous...'

"Next time you eat a city, skip the fast food restaurants!"

"I am a predator. Last of a long line."

If Dogs Made Perfume