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"What does 'procrastinate' mean..."

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

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She required plenty of personal space.

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

'To be honest, it's a bit hard to swallow.'

"Another organization has already researched this, but I'm afraid that if we use it, we won't get as much credit."

"We're actually looking for a mourning person."

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State U. He procrastinated and is now trying to do all the work for his middle English literature class in a couple of days. "Canterburied," is he?!

'Yes, sure, certainly, you bet, of course, yeah, right, yep....'

'Have you got any good 'whodunnits'...?'

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Thanksgiving.

Holiday Reading and Back to Work Reading

'The sagaman must have had a googol of inedita.'

Ernie's looking up the meaning of "palindrome". Dictionary. Aha!

Books versus TV.

"Dad, I know what opprobrium means." "That's great, son. Do you know anyone else who does?"

'Speed reading course 7.00 to 7.05.'

Books in the 'Food Section' of a library have been half eaten.

'You're right chicken does come before the egg.'

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Did you see that documentary on prairie dogs last night?

"The English language is a moveable feast... some people dine on it... some just take bites."

'Do you mind? I'm trying to read.'

"But Miss, Thursday can come before Wednesday - look in any dictionary!"

'Serving pyranose from his buskin left some paly.'