Devourer Of Words T-Shirts

'To be honest, it's a bit hard to swallow.'

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Sensitivity Reader's Digest

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

She required plenty of personal space.

"We're actually looking for a mourning person."

"Another organization has already researched this, but I'm afraid that if we use it, we won't get as much credit."

'Have you got any good 'whodunnits'...?'

The book that will not be denied!

Holiday Reading and Back to Work Reading

"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudence, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."

"He says he's a Professor of Rhetoric but I'm not persuaded."

Books versus TV.

"Stand aside! I'm a doctor of literature!"

Magazine Lover's Weekly magazine

'Speed reading course 7.00 to 7.05.'

Books in the 'Food Section' of a library have been half eaten.

Inclusion of the word coronavirus in dictionary

"The English language is a moveable feast... some people dine on it... some just take bites."

Reflection greeting cards.

Did you see that documentary on prairie dogs last night?

'I say to hell with it. If it can't be said in English, it ain't worth saying at all.'

Rock climber getting books from top shelf

'Frankly, when you asked me if I'd like to play a round, this isn't what I thought you had in mind.'

'A moiety of twa is still ae.'

"May I write a poem about you?"

King John

'What kinda dessert will I miss out on if I don't eat this stuff'

Literary Lunch

An over ambitious pushy parent reading a book about child development while ignoring her child's emotional needs.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, manuscript writer

"What does 'procrastinate' mean..."

'Wow! This is my kind of town!'