Devourer Of Words T-Shirts

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

She required plenty of personal space.

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

Sensitivity Reader's Digest

"Another organization has already researched this, but I'm afraid that if we use it, we won't get as much credit."

"We're actually looking for a mourning person."

The book that will not be denied!

'Have you got any good 'whodunnits'...?'

"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudence, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."

Holiday Reading and Back to Work Reading

"He says he's a Professor of Rhetoric but I'm not persuaded."

"Stand aside! I'm a doctor of literature!"

Books versus TV.

Magazine Lover's Weekly magazine

'Speed reading course 7.00 to 7.05.'

Books in the 'Food Section' of a library have been half eaten.

Reflection greeting cards.

"The English language is a moveable feast... some people dine on it... some just take bites."

Inclusion of the word coronavirus in dictionary

'I say to hell with it. If it can't be said in English, it ain't worth saying at all.'

Rock climber getting books from top shelf

'Frankly, when you asked me if I'd like to play a round, this isn't what I thought you had in mind.'

King John

Literary Lunch

'What kinda dessert will I miss out on if I don't eat this stuff'

'A moiety of twa is still ae.'

"May I write a poem about you?"

An over ambitious pushy parent reading a book about child development while ignoring her child's emotional needs.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, manuscript writer

'Wow! This is my kind of town!'

"What does 'procrastinate' mean..."

Binge watching and whinge watching